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Whispering Wombat
a crawler that reads your site like Google does.

An SEO site crawler we built as a Screaming Frog replacement that lives on Cloudflare: it crawls a whole site, finds the technical SEO problems, and reports them back. It already powers the Whispering Wombat SEO server in our MCP catalogue, so an AI can run a crawl and read the findings for you.

powers the Whispering Wombat MCP serverserverless crawl orchestration on Cloudflarebuilt as a Screaming Frog replacement

The standard SEO crawlers are desktop apps: one machine, one person, nothing an AI or a teammate can pick up. We wanted a crawler that lived on the edge and could be driven by an agent.

What it does

Whole-site crawl

Walks every page, following links the way a search engine would, and records what it finds.

Technical SEO findings

Surfaces the issues that actually move rankings: broken links, missing or duplicate metadata, thin content, sitemap gaps.

Built to run itself

A Durable Object orchestrates the crawl with alarm chaining, so big sites finish without timing out.

AI can drive it

Exposed through MCP, so an agent can start a crawl, wait for it, and explain the issues in plain English.

  • A crawl any teammate (or AI) can run, not just whoever has the desktop licence
  • Technical SEO issues found and explained, not just listed
  • The same engine usable from chat through MCP

Built for us, and the SEO work we do for clients: a crawler we own and can wire into anything.

Not for you if you want a polished, sign-up-and-go SEO dashboard today. This is the engine; the friendly front end is the MCP server.

● built in the open

A proof of concept that earned its keep

Built Feb to April 2026 to see whether a serverless crawler could replace a desktop SEO tool. It could, and it became the engine behind the Whispering Wombat MCP server.

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